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I love my boys!!
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My Monster in law sent this to me last night, and I don't know how to take it....
THIS IS SO TRUE... ARE WE SO PREDICTABLE? American Kids : Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents. Cuban-American Kids : Move out when they're 28, having saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married .... unless there's room in the basement for the newlyweds. American Kids : When their Mom visits them she brings a nice bundt cake and you sip coffee and chat. Cuban-American Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings 3 days worth of food and begins to immediately tidy up, dust, do the laundry. American Kids : Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and its usually only on special occasions. Cuban-American Kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00 and starts pruning the mango & avocado trees. And if there are none, he will plant some! American Parents: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you pick them up. Cuban-American Parents: No problem, leave your kids there and if they get out of line your parents can set them straight .... plus they get bathed, fed and sprinkled with lavender cologne. American Kids: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done. Cuban -American Kids: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done .... cash deal. American Kids: Will come over to visit their parents and get only cake and coffee, no more. Cuban-American Kids: Will come over to visit their parents and get croquettes, plantains, home-made pork rhines, a few bottles of their favorite beverage, a chicken & rice dish with choice of dark or white meat, salad, bread, a nice flan, Cuban coffee and a few after dinner drinks .... time permitting there will be a late dinner as well. American Kids: Think that being Cuban is a great thing, Cuban-American Kids: Know that being Cuban is a great thing, American Kids: Never ask the reason you have no food. Cuban-American Kids: Are the reason you have no food. American Kids: Will say 'hello'. Cuban-American Kids: Will give you a big hug and a kiss, and pat you on the back. American Kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. Cuban-American Kids: Call your parents mom & dad. American Kids: Have never seen you cry. Cuban-American Kids: Cry with you. American Kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. Cuban-American Kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. American Kids: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Cuban-American Kids: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. America n Kids: Know a few things about you. Cuban-American Kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. American Kids: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Cuban-American Kids: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. American Kids : Would knock on your door. Cuban-American Kids: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!' American Kids: Are for a while. Cuban-American Kids: Are for life. American Kids : Will ignore this. Cuban-American Kids: Will forward this. |
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