Emma

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.



2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.



3. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.



4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.



6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Donna

Thanks I needed that today!

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Lisa

The wd40 and duct tape is so Ed its not even funny.

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I Breastfeed Kaitlyn 2 Years, 7 Months and 6 Days.

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Terri

Those were funny.... not as funny as the other one (), but still funny!

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Koloe

I saw that in an e-mail recently.

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Sleepy Kitty

#5 was so funny! #6 was funny, too

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belinda

HYSTERICAL. Lovin' the duct tape and WD-40! Too funny!

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I proudly breastfeed/pumped for 9 months, 3 weeks!


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