I've also been one to quiet the "sweet" children with choco milk and a bag of popcorn at Target. We have also been known to dump a ton of toys at the register where I whisper to the checker that they are "put backs". They usually go into the put back bin without incident. When they discover they didn't get what they hoped, we are either in the car on the way home or at home and they can have a melt down without mommy being totally embarrassed
As far as the pooper scooper....I guess you should leave it a little dirty next time so the thieves leave it alone
I hope your afternoon went a little better
