In no way does this compare to the swimsuit thing.
I was running this morning and couldn't figure out why the men where breaking their necks trying to look at me. I was going down the list; shorts on and not tucked in anywhere, shirt on and covering everything, nothing on my face, nothing on my legs. Then I thought, are they looking at my legs? They are looking nice and defined, but nothing amazing.
Then the lightbulb came on!!! It was only 69, a little cooler then usual. I wear a sprots bra and a thin running top that is very fitted. It leaves nothing for the imagination!! My head lights were on bright!!!! Everyone was staring at my monster nipples. Once that dawned on my I wanted to die! What could I do? I just kept running.